Hahhahaha wow

Haven't posted in this goddamn thing in AWHILE. I should probably change that endearing password of mine that she made for this...hahhah.

Reading all those old entries puts me in a less than savory mood. I almost deleted this damn thing because of it. Not because they make me all nostalgic and sad now...fuck that. But...how lame was I? It's fucking embarrassing...not like anyone actually reads this shit, but even still...Christ, I was such a pussy back then. I'd totally beat the shit out of the me of several months ago for being such a whiny cunt. That, and it's amazing to me how much focus I put into something so infinitely trivial and pointless. It's hilarious how quickly and easily certain circumstances can completely change one's general outlook on the big picture. I can think of several events since the last time I've posted anything that have completely altered my perspectives and essentially made me a completely different (yet better, I feel) person. but I'm just too lazy to write about them right now. So I won't.

In fact, I don't think I'll put anything thought-provoking, artistic, philisophical, or even introspective...as is the usual trend with these blogs. No, I think I'll use it for a more fun, rudimentary and simplistic, yet equally rewarding purpose: To be antagonistic. To possibly piss people off. Why not? I spend so much time trying to be as good of a guy as I can when I walk out the door every day, and I think I do a pretty decent job in retrospect. Why not have an outlet for my pessimism and mean-spirited thoughts? Everyone has them. Why not be honest, and write about them...and hopefully all have a good laugh or two in the process?

So there it is folks. Instead of deleting this blog, I will effectively use it as a cestpool for all of my inner-misanthropy, irrational hatred and deprication and fill it with horrible things that I think are comedic. Plus, I think the direction this blog is taking will be hilariously ironic considering where it came from and what it once stood for. Today is a good day.


Some of the topics that may (or may not, so fuck you) be touched on are:

-Babies dying
-Mass slaughter of small animals as a food source...or just for sport, who cares.
-Beating up the elderly (a cost-effective form of euthanasia, in my opinion).
-Politics
-Hard drugs: Good or Great?
-Religion (or lack thereof)
-Satanic worship.
-Burning Jews.
-The zombie apocolypse
-The apocolypse in general.
-Shitty music.
-More on zombies.
-Heckling the disabled.
-Berating the ugly and obese.
-Laughing at pretentious hipsters and art-fags.
-Marijuana and it's many positive applications.
-How fucking stupid most females are.
-Everyone is full of shit.
-How to deal with idiots (i.e. the staggering majority).
-How much things actually suck, and learning to stop being a morose little bitch and make the best of it.
-Rednecks.
-Drinking and driving: Making your commute more entertaining with every swig.






Enjoy assholes.


Die alone,


Edward : )